You want it, I draw it, sketch it, paint it, whatever.
Maybe you're after an illustrated interpretation of the excellent song Three Little Birds. Yep, can do.
Glaswegian Indie pop more your thing? That's cool, I do good Belle & Sebastian, too.
A birth notice for a lovely young couple? I can do that too, and I won't even swear.
Birthday cards are a good idea as well, especially if you want to send the kind of message that Hallmark - strangely - don't do.
The POINT IS, I can draw whatever you want, in whatever medium you want. I can swear or not swear, depending on your sensibilities, and I'll even throw in free postage Australia wide, 'cos I'm a nice guy (and it's only $2, I checked). Rest of the world is just $10 delivery.
So do your worst. TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT and I'll draw it, 'cos there's nothing on telly.
Postage and packaging included in Australia, yo.