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    <lastmod>2019-10-23</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2018-03-20</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2018-01-27</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>BONUS POINTS if you can tell us the two song lyrics blatantly ripped off in this blog. Aaaand, GO.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It took a great deal of effort for Sproston Green to (a) draw this in-between bottles of Bintang and (b) artfully position it in the middle of a busy swimming pool, without looking like a massive twat. Credit where credit's due.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2017-09-23</lastmod>
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  <url>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2017-05-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Ssssshhh, don't tell anyone I'm pretending to be a grown-up</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2017/4/19/the-one-where-i-opt-out-of-modern-society-and-buy-a-kaftan</loc>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2017/3/29/the-drugs-do-work</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-03-29</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2017/3/16/good-friday-its-not-what-you-think</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-03-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Good Friday (it's not what you think)</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2017/3/13/all-the-worries-crazy-worries-throw-your-hands-up-in-the-air</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-03-14</lastmod>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2017-02-28</lastmod>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2017-02-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - That time we weren't the worst parents on the playground</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2017/1/28/i-dreamed-about-you-for-32-years-before-i-met-you</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-01-29</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2017/1/23/the-broken-record-app-are-you-in</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-01-23</lastmod>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2017-01-21</lastmod>
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  <url>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2017-01-24</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/12/22/this-must-end</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-12-22</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/12/18/mumma-do-good</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-12-18</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/12/12/have-a-christmas</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-12-12</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/12/5/eat-sleep-weep-repeat</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-12-05</lastmod>
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  <url>
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    <lastmod>2017-01-22</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2016-11-20</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/11/15/the-joy-of-motherhood-or-lack-thereof</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-11-15</lastmod>
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    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/10/22/i-may-be-many-things-but-a-queen-i-am-not</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-10-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - I may be many things, but a queen I am not</image:title>
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    <lastmod>2016-10-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Introducing the original people pleaser (me)</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/10/9/who-do-you-think-you-are</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-10-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Who do you think you are?</image:title>
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    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/9/28/all-aboard-the-end-of-the-tunnel-express</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-09-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - All aboard the end-of-the-tunnel express</image:title>
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    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/9/16/family-holidays-a-contradiction-in-terms</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-09-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Family holidays: a contradiction in terms</image:title>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Family holidays: a contradiction in terms</image:title>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Family holidays: a contradiction in terms</image:title>
      <image:caption>This was taken in the driveway. BEFORE WE'D EVEN LEFT HOME. Jesus.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/8/30/down-with-the-mummy-guilt</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-08-30</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Another doozy of a doodle by scribble wizard Sproston Green. Good eh?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - NEWSFLASH: Mothers! We're doing too much!</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/8/7/run-mumma-run</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-10-25</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/7/27/the-children-took-my-money</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-07-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - The children took my money</image:title>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - The children took my money</image:title>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - The children took my money</image:title>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - The children took my money</image:title>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - The children took my money</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/7/19/my-bloody-lovely-house</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-10-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - My bloody lovely house</image:title>
      <image:caption>Well that's one way to keep the kids away, I suppose: get Pauline Hanson to stand on the doorstep and scare the little fuckers off.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/7/11/employ-all-the-mothers</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-07-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Employ all the mothers!</image:title>
      <image:caption>I asked my husband to draw me a doodle that summed up my job-hunting experience, and this is what he came up with: a tramp in a cardboard box. Thanks duck x</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/6/29/when-i-rule-my-own-fascist-state</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-06-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - When I rule my own fascist state</image:title>
      <image:caption>My husband, the esteemed Sproston Green, just had to explain to me who, indeed, Pizzle, Dizzle and Chizzle are. Do you know? Huh? Do you? And if you like this, you can buy it. Go on. Hit the shop.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/6/20/broken-arms-and-bruised-hearts</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-06-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Broken arms and bruised hearts</image:title>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Broken arms and bruised hearts</image:title>
      <image:caption>The coolest of the get-well soon cards, from my pal Say Hello Jo. I mean, that's not her real name, her name's Jo, obviously, but, oh, you know ...</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/6/12/follow-your-dreams-kids</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-10-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Follow your dreams, kids</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yo yo yo! Paul's excelled himself with this little doodle - the words of WB Yeats on a page from an Oscar Wilde book. He's gonna frame it and put it in the shop, so hang tight, kids.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/6/2/the-one-where-i-make-a-new-mum-friend</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-06-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - The one where I make a new mum friend</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/5/27/ward-life</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-05-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Ward life</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/5/15/god-only-knows-what-id-be-without-you</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-05-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - God only knows (what I'd be without you)</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/5/9/come-home-mum-all-is-forgiven</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-10-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Come home mum, all is forgiven</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/5/2/mornings-with-children-or-what-new-hell-is-this</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-05-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Mornings with children, or, WHAT NEW HELL IS THIS?</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/4/27/to-pet-or-not-to-pet</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-04-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - To pet or not to pet?</image:title>
      <image:caption>BARRY THE FUCKING FRANK</image:caption>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - To pet or not to pet?</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/4/20/what-it-means-to-be-a-mum</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-04-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - What it means to be a mum</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/4/12/a-message-to-my-girl</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-10-26</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/4/5/hello-im-a-useless-blogger</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-04-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Hello! I'm a useless blogger!</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/4/3/now-is-better-than-the-1980s</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-04-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - NOW is better than the 1980s</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is me, in 1980, sitting on the bonnet of a (probably moving) car and smoking what appears to be, yes, a fag. Like I say, parents were more relaxed (see also: negligent) in the olden days.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - NOW is better than the 1980s</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/3/26/mistakes-ive-made-a-few</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-03-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Mistakes? I've made a few</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/3/19/mjc028yltztj2w4yw0xcuwlyl4lk1z</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-10-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - The week I needed help, so I asked for help, and I got help</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/3/12/6gcly5y1usw694llj09jy5uchfg4qv</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-10-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Missing: sense of humour. Reward offered.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yeah, it's a direct rip-off of Mr Heggie's doodle for Scroobius Pip's record label, but sharing is caring, right? Think of it as a HOMAGE.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/3/10/tantrums-by-the-sea</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-03-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Tantrums by the Sea</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/3/5/when-parents-go-out-out</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-03-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - When parents go OUT out</image:title>
      <image:caption>BEFORE I got drunk, and AFTER I'd put my eyelashes on the right way up.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - When parents go OUT out</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/2/26/confessions-of-a-socially-awkward-dickhead</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-02-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Confessions of a socially awkward dickhead</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/2/16/sleep-is-for-wimps</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-02-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Sleep is for wimps</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/2/4/the-real-motherhood-challenge-starts-here</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-02-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - The REAL motherhood challenge starts here</image:title>
      <image:caption>DO YOU EVEN SWEAR, BRO?</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/1/27/a-little-love-story</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-01-27</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55348f5be4b0c604b979ce6f/1453937151180-FFQV2IE5QRSNYFACL2GH/the+notorious+mum+wedding+day</image:loc>
      <image:title>A blog about chaos - A little love story</image:title>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55348f5be4b0c604b979ce6f/1453936681866-OVIQPNH6OQKXB7OGRUTY/john+cooper+clark+I+wanna+be+yours</image:loc>
      <image:title>A blog about chaos - A little love story</image:title>
      <image:caption>I'd love to lay claim to these words, but they're by John Cooper Clark, of course. It's a poem called "I Wanna Be Yours", beautifully doodled by the subject of this post. And yeah, I wanna be his, too. My husband's, not John Cooper Clark's. FYI.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/1/21/frankie-goes-to-kindy</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2016-01-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Frankie goes to ... kindy</image:title>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - Frankie goes to ... kindy</image:title>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>http://thenotoriousmum.com/blog/2016/1/15/the-school-holiday-blues</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-01-15</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/55348f5be4b0c604b979ce6f/1452838316481-1FEFY6AOX4E4ZGO7Z1J7/image-asset.jpeg</image:loc>
      <image:title>A blog about chaos - The school-holiday blues</image:title>
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      <image:title>A blog about chaos - The school-holiday blues</image:title>
      <image:caption>So you know how I said, last week, that each blog theme was going to be accompanied by a reinterpreted album cover, doodled by my clever husband? Yeah, we're diversifying into book covers now. Good though, eh?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>See this? My husband drew this, as he does for all my posts. But this a NEW thing. From now on, each week, he's gonna pick an album cover relevant to the theme, and reinterpret it as a pop art doodle album thingy. Good eh?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My husband drew this. Good eh? He also spelled Britannia wrong. I know this, I just haven't got the heart to tell him.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Disclaimer: this is not me. Although I'm sure she's a very nice lady.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2015-11-17</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2015-10-25</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>This is Ben. Ben was asked to get his room ready for a home open. Ben took that to mean: write 'welcome to my room' and 'please buy our home' on his steamed-up windows. Ben is a dickhead.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2015-07-28</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2015-07-21</lastmod>
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